Spongebob’s morning routine:
- Goodmorningworldandallwhoinhabitit
- Asdfghjkl
- Themostimportantmealofthedayehnehnehgary’sway
- BLEH
To Catch A Predator Spongebob Edition (by CtrIAltDeI)
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HAVE YOU FINISHED THOSE ERRANDS? ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND ASDFGHJKL
What Have I Become? by ~ross07cameroon
Remember when Spongebob was actually funny?
best episode.
“I got one more thing for you, Spongeballs.”
“SAGGY TITTIES!”
“Keep ‘um comin’ granny! RRRR!”
“What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?”
“Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fuckin’ hat Patrick! Nya nya nya!”
“Fuckin’ Footloose.”
“PATRICK!!!”
“I need…”
“To get through puberty you stupid little cock ass.”
“You think so?”
“David Hasselhoff would NOT be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but NOT Gumby.”
“Yeah… awkward… sometimes I tape my dick to my thighs.”
“GRANDMAAAA!!! I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the Matrix right now!”
*runs off crying in a deep voice*
“Oh Spongebob, Vin Diesel once made a go kart around the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.”
“All we need now is the bitches down at the club to sniff grandma’s ass, so I got these bad boys right hurr!”
*NEIGH!*
(both) “Pubic hair!”
“Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.”
