“I got one more thing for you, Spongeballs.”
“SAGGY TITTIES!”
“Keep ‘um comin’ granny! RRRR!”
“What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?”
“Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fuckin’ hat Patrick! Nya nya nya!”
“Fuckin’ Footloose.”
“PATRICK!!!”
“I need…”
“To get through puberty you stupid little cock ass.”
“You think so?”
“David Hasselhoff would NOT be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but NOT Gumby.”
“Yeah… awkward… sometimes I tape my dick to my thighs.”
“GRANDMAAAA!!! I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the Matrix right now!”
*runs off crying in a deep voice*
“Oh Spongebob, Vin Diesel once made a go kart around the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.”
“All we need now is the bitches down at the club to sniff grandma’s ass, so I got these bad boys right hurr!”
*NEIGH!*
(both) “Pubic hair!”
“Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.”
“Black people!”
“Don’t run away from your feelings.”
“You slutbag!”
*MWAH!*
“I got a boner!”
“Spongebob, I must say I really find myself attracted to your holes, oh baby, yeah!”
“(gibberish)”
*BAH! BAH!*
“Grandma, Bruce Willis is my favorite bedtime hero.”
“When I poop it makes me feel good.”
“Fuck popsicles you little bitch! I like this… and that… and everything in my asshole especially those bitches down at the club! YAAAAY!”
“Hello Spongebob!”
“TITTIES!”
“First, show me your tits… Oh, wow, look at them titties!”
“Thank you, they’re real.”
“Speaking of titties, I love Creed, have you ever heard of Creed?”
(Creed music in background as Patrick and Spongebob make poses)
“I most definately shit my pants!”
“Isn’t this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg.”
“Spongebob, you mother’s a nice woman but you’re grandma’s a whore, and she sucked my wiener until I saw her teeth in my butthole!”
“How many teeth in your butt?”
“Christopher Walken!”
“I love his movies.”
“I jerk off all day!!!”
“My dick… is sad… cause you make me mad you floppy fish you.”
